No Clouds in Burbank

Maybe Another Space Shuttle Disintegrated in the Atmosphere

2010-04-19T18:54:00.000-07:00

Or maybe Zeus's autistic son was drawing with chalk. Or maybe chemtrails are real and they're not even trying to hide it from you. Taken Wednesday April 14, 2010, in the early afternoon in downtown Burbank.

What Could You Possibly Want with a Blue Sky Anyway???

2010-03-05T18:42:00.000-08:00

What better way to spend a Friday morning than playing some tennis, right? The sun was out, the temperature was nice...it was heaven on earth, exactly what Southern California is famous for. But someone tipped them off back at the Air Force base that the sun was bombarding Los Angeles with photon packets replete with that harmful substance known as Vitamin D. Two squadrons were scrambled and the rest is history.

To all cloud-seeding doubters: take a look at these photos taken from my phone during our two hour game...and suck it!!!

On our way over, already a mess to the southwest

Looking northeast, a giant tic tac toe board is being constructed

Do you understand that if it weren't for this shit,

it would have been a perfectly clear, blue day???

My guess is they're not spraying pillow juice up there

Laker game at Staples Center! Oh wait, those aren't spotlights...

I really wish these clever heroes had crashed into each other

Yeah, that's a fucking cloud

Air Force Hero Pilot: "I just follow orders."

Gimme an H..."H!!!"

"It is accomplished." Amen.

When One Cloud is Suspect, All are Suspect

2010-03-01T15:32:00.000-08:00

Taken on Feb 25, 2010. The sky has already been pretty much blanketed but these heroes, impervious to danger, head back for another sortie.

I see you sneakin' in there, buddy!

Burbank Borealis?

Maybe he ran out of stuff?

Exhibits C and D: What a cloudy day looks like

2010-03-01T15:26:00.000-08:00

On Saturday, February 27, 2010, it was--GASP!--actually cloudy in Burbank. So a little reminder for those who may have forgotten what real clouds actually look like.

Big, billowing, fluffy, dirty pillows...

"Now these are what I call clouds," quoth the Raven.

Don't Forget About Me!

2010-03-01T15:15:00.000-08:00

Sometime between 5-6 pm on Feb 23, 2010, behind the downtown Burbank post office we've got two planes gittin' their cloud on. Woo-woo!

Clear sunsets are so old-fashioned anyway. Thanks, dude!

Wait for meeeeeeee!!!!

Feb 16: A Day That Will Live in Infamy

2010-03-01T15:03:00.000-08:00

This series of photos was taken on the afternoon of Feb 16, 2010, as I was heading around Burbank running errands. You can actually see the progression of these things as they balloon out over about 1-2 hours until they leave a soapy residue across the horizon. Anyone got a bottle of Tilex???

The gods must be flossing

Hey! We're looking past the Bob Hope Airport entrance.

Entering the Fry's Electronics parking lot

Half hour later, Fry's lot looking northwest,
more heroes than D-Day right here...

Leaving Fry's, looking back northeast

In the Lowe's parking lot now, some have expanded widely
but it's not enough, we need more!!! And our boys do not
shirk any duty in serving the US of A.

This is just disgusting. Really, WTF?

Does anyone actually think this is a cloud?

Usually you need to get money from the NEA
to come up with something so artistic.

Oh yeah, now we're cooking with butter!

Well shit, if it weren't for Captain Spin busting

a move I might actually have been fooled here.

Exhibits A and B: What a clear day looks like

2010-03-01T14:32:00.000-08:00

Monday, February 15, 2010: 'Twas a flashback to years past when sunny Southern California was just that: sunny and clear. Any coincidence that it was Presidents' Day? And now that I think of it, when I walked over to my friend's house to watch the Super Bowl the previous Sunday (Feb 7), there was not a fake cloud in the sky. No doubt our heroes deserved a day off on these two holidays.

Another Cloudy Day in Paradise

2010-01-17T15:18:00.000-08:00

These photos were taken in Burbank on January 6th and 11th...'cuz there's never a day off for those heroes in the sky!

I think Zeus' grandson got ahold of some giant chalk

A misty, ethereal haze accented by linear streaks...fuckin' beautiful!

Caught in the act

Did a rocket just crash to earth?

Oh well, who needs Vitamin D anyway???

Some Examples of Real, Pure and Natural Cage-Free Clouds

2010-01-17T15:08:00.000-08:00

Okay, so from time to Mother Nature does usher in some 100% actual, genuine clouds. Here are some examples taken recently so we can compare and contrast them with them "other" ones.

Notice how each has its own defined shape and contours

Quite beautiful and majestic

Reminds me of driving in Seattle in between storms

Another day. The shadows on the mountains show how low they are.

Puffy and billowy, three-dimensional

Around 10 am on January 17th the clouds are moving in...

...around 4 pm now, it's been raining for a couple hours. Real Clouds = Real Rain.
No medals of honor were distributed at the Los Angeles Air Force Base today, boo hoo!

Egregious Examples That Apparently No One Else Saw

2010-01-05T22:21:00.000-08:00

Here we have some photos taken in Burbank between 12/31/2009 and 1/5/2010. Clearly the Air Force's New Year's resolution list does not include putting a stop to the spraying.

Honestly.

Standing in the YMCA parking lot looking west past the Burbank Media Center

Three hero pilots keeping us safe from Osama bin Sunlight

On my way to do some shopping, we've got some slight expansion...

...and half an hour later the job is done. Another mission accomplished!!!

No Clouds in Burbank......huh???

2010-01-05T20:25:00.000-08:00

Perhaps you dream of sunny California, where beautiful people gallivant around town, spending money carelessly and improving on their tans. Well, I live in Burbank, one of LA's media hubs that is home to Warner Bros. and NBC, and over the past couple of years the skies have been anything but sunny.

Oftentimes I'll look into the sky and see one or more jets flying above leaving a trail of white exhaust that expands--these jets cross back and forth leaving the sky looking like a giant tic-tac-toe board until these white streaks expand into one another. The beautifully clear sunny day has been transformed into an overcast blah.

There is a debate as to whether these are "contrails" or "chemtrails," whether there is a conspiracy of some sort with chemicals being dumped onto the unsuspecting populace below. But that's not what this blog is about. I'm not a scientist, I don't know what the content of these trails is. But I do have Lasik-enhanced eyes that can discern very clearly that these spontaneously forming "clouds" look nothing like what I saw growing up in northern Virginia, while attending college in tropical Miami, or the first few years I lived in Burbank.

Thus we have the "No Clouds in Burbank" blog. Here I will upload photos I've taken over the past couple years, factual documentary proof that these are not natural clouds no matter whether they're called contrails, chemtrails, or my own personal name for them: Hero Clouds.

Hero Cloud??? What's that?! A hero cloud is created when one of America's expertly trained Air Force pilots, who grew up dreaming of shooting down Commie filth Russian MiGs, instead finds himself following orders and heroically flying exhaust-spraying missions over domestic cities, like the ones taking place here in Burbank. SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!