No Clouds in Burbank......huh???

Perhaps you dream of sunny California, where beautiful people gallivant around town, spending money carelessly and improving on their tans. Well, I live in Burbank, one of LA's media hubs that is home to Warner Bros. and NBC, and over the past couple of years the skies have been anything but sunny.

Oftentimes I'll look into the sky and see one or more jets flying above leaving a trail of white exhaust that expands--these jets cross back and forth leaving the sky looking like a giant tic-tac-toe board until these white streaks expand into one another. The beautifully clear sunny day has been transformed into an overcast blah.

There is a debate as to whether these are "contrails" or "chemtrails," whether there is a conspiracy of some sort with chemicals being dumped onto the unsuspecting populace below. But that's not what this blog is about. I'm not a scientist, I don't know what the content of these trails is. But I do have Lasik-enhanced eyes that can discern very clearly that these spontaneously forming "clouds" look nothing like what I saw growing up in northern Virginia, while attending college in tropical Miami, or the first few years I lived in Burbank.

Thus we have the "No Clouds in Burbank" blog. Here I will upload photos I've taken over the past couple years, factual documentary proof that these are not natural clouds no matter whether they're called contrails, chemtrails, or my own personal name for them: Hero Clouds.

Hero Cloud??? What's that?! A hero cloud is created when one of America's expertly trained Air Force pilots, who grew up dreaming of shooting down Commie filth Russian MiGs, instead finds himself following orders and heroically flying exhaust-spraying missions over domestic cities, like the ones taking place here in Burbank. SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!